Definitely Not Untitled: Dear Samantha Neumann, →
Today, I would like to wish you a Happy Easter and… no wait thats not right, hold on lemme try again.
Today, I would like to wish you a Merry Breakfast and… nope, still feels wrong, damnit.
TODAYYYYYYYYYYYY, I would like to wish you a Mariska Hargitay WAIT A DAMN MOMENT I KNOW THATS NOT EVEN…
MEOW MEOW MEOW <3
OH FUCK, I’VE BEEN FOUND OUT
I WILL CUT THE BITCH THAT GAVE ME AWAY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FINALLY! :D :D :D
MEOWMEOWMEOW
I am going to shank a bitch
MEOW MEOW MEOW DON’T CARE ILL NEVER TELL MY SECRETS
YES NIGEL YES YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUl
EW PUBESCENT POKEMON
what if pokemon evolutions were gradual like instead of flashing lights and dramatic noises your pokemon had to go through puberty
i’m sorry don’t hurt me!
thats what i would say.
OH FUCK, I’VE BEEN FOUND OUT
I WILL CUT THE BITCH THAT GAVE ME AWAY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FINALLY! :D :D :D
MEOWMEOWMEOW
hahaha omg fuck yes
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